Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

proudly-arrogant:

Me recommending Worm to people:

the-dm-experience:

mothcub:

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

lumnch:

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

kidzbopdeathgrips:

the furnace at my mom’s house went out recently so here’s this picture of my cat in front of a space heater

oak23:

retentivehysteric:

imagine being an elderly nun and katy perry tries to steal your house and then sings oh happy day at you while reading the lyrics off her phone and then sues you and then you die in court. they should replace the book of job with that article

this wasn’t just a fuckin shit post????? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-11/katy-perry-please-stop-nun-pleads-hours-before-dying-in-court/9536324

(Source: realmoths)

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress: